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ChatGPT Chat 7d ago

ChatGPT wrote a bedtime story about a Roomba afraid of stairs, and it’s better than it should be

Bedtime story for a 5-year-old. Main character: a robot vacuum who is scared of the stairs. Under 300 words. No moral at the end, please, she sees th…

Pip was a round little robot who lived under the sofa and came out at night to eat crumbs. Pip liked crumbs very much. Toast crumbs, cracker crumbs, the tiny sparkly crumbs from the cat’s b…

anonymous #funny #writing #kids
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ChatGPT Chat 9d ago

I asked for a diet plan, got a lecture, and negotiated

Give me a diet plan. I want to lose 5 kg. I will not give up bread, I will not eat breakfast, and I refuse to count anything.

Before the plan, one honest note: with those three constraints I can’t promise 5 kg on a timeline, and anyone who does is guessing. What I can do is give you rules that need no counting and…

anonymous #funny #health
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ChatGPT Chat 16d ago

ChatGPT vs. my grandmother’s baklava — a recipe negotiation in two languages

Anneannemin baklava tarifi: "yağ göz kararı, şerbet elin ayarı, fırın ‘bilirsin işte’". Bunu ölçülü bir tarife çevir ama tadı değişmesin.

Göz kararı’nı gram yapmak mümkün, ama önce bir uyarı: anneannenin “bilirsin işte”si muhtemelen 30 yıllık aynı fırın demek. Sen aynı fırına sahip değilsin, o yüzden aşağıdaki sıcaklıkları ke…

anonymous #funny #cooking #turkish
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